"Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels." --Faith Whittlesey

"Gypsy Rose Lee, the strip-tease artist, arrived in Hollywood today with 12 empty trunks." --Harry P. Wade

"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on." --Marilyn Monroe

"I wasn't really naked, I simply didn't have any clothes on." --Josephine Baker

"There is no such thing as fun for the whole family." --Jerry Seinfeld